Monday, December 31, 2012

Salt please

Two days ago I was at a restaurant and got up to the counter to get some salt.
"Salt?" I asked.
"Tomato?" the waitress said.
"No, salt."
She walked away and fumbled with some drawers, and as soon as her back was turned the guy next to me in line said, "Do you want salt or sauce?"

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