Best ways to loose weight:
Table Diet:
Lean heavily on a table while you stand on a scale.
12-Scale Diet:
Buy twelve cheep scales at a thrift store, then use the one which reads the least weight.
Winter Diet:
Weight yourself with all your snow stuff on, then take it off later and read it again.
Wooton Diet:
Cut your toenails, shave your head, sergically remove your kidney and tonsils and any other unnecessary organs.
Space Diet:
Go to Mars. They say the weather's great.
Table Diet:
Lean heavily on a table while you stand on a scale.
12-Scale Diet:
Buy twelve cheep scales at a thrift store, then use the one which reads the least weight.
Winter Diet:
Weight yourself with all your snow stuff on, then take it off later and read it again.
Wooton Diet:
Cut your toenails, shave your head, sergically remove your kidney and tonsils and any other unnecessary organs.
Space Diet:
Go to Mars. They say the weather's great.
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