I'm a big fan. Here are some of his best quotes, some inspirational and some hopefully not so.
"I have no sympathy for any of you feculent
maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of
this weirdness. "
"If you choose to lock your heart away you'll lose it for
certain."
"Not all treasure is silver and gold."
"Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to
me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it
makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced egregious. By the way, no. I've
never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to
utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone.
Savvy?"
"If I may lend a machete to your intellectual
thicket."
"Shoot. Save me the bother of the fall."
"Seeing as you're still alive, I say it was very successful."
"William, tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need
my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... damsel in distress? Either
one."
"Why fight when you can negotiate?"
Elizabeth: "There will come a time when
you have a chance to do the right thing."
Jack: "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass
by."
"You mistrust me? Listen, you can
mistrust him, trust me. "
"Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't
touch my dirt."
Gibbs: "Let's put some distance between
us and this island and head out to open sea!"
Jack: "Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep
to the shallows as much as possible."
Gibbs: "That seems a bit contradictory, Captain."
Jack: "I have every faith in your
reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want
to shoot something!"
"This is the day you will always remember
as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry
Norrington, just like she promised.
And you get to die for it just like you
promised. So we are all men of our word really. Except for, of course, Elizabeth, who
is, in fact, a woman."
"No. You want you to find this, because
the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your
discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol'
what's-her-face. Savvy? "
"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can
do and what a man can't do."
Norintgon: "You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever
heard of."
Jack: "But you have
heard of me."
"Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn't
committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting."
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust
to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for,
because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly
stupid."
"Bring me that horizon."
Will Turner: "This is either
madness... or brilliance."
Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how
often those two traits coincide."
Pintel: "You? You're supposed
to be dead."
Jack Sparrow: "Am I not?"
